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<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.maescot.de/wp-content/uploads/maescot.jpg" alt="Mäscot" />Schaf, Standardausführung, weiß: Das Exemplar an Schaf, das sich in Massen auf der großen, grünen Wiese herumtreibt. Ganz nach dem Schafklischee, sind sie alle ein bisschen beschränkt, ängstlich und naiv. Hauptsächlich sind sie damit beschäftigt, in großen Gruppen Gras zu fressen – viel mehr interessiert sie nicht.</p>
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Es sticht nicht nur optisch aus der Masse heraus, sondern ist auch, entgegen seiner Artgenossen, recht ideenreich und clever, allerdings nicht gerade mit Glück gesegnet. Trotz seiner Desillusion versucht es hartnäckig an seine angebetete Lucy heranzukommen. Sie zieht allerdings vermögende Männer vor, was zusätzlich zu seiner depressiven Stimmung beiträgt.</p>
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<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.maescot.de/wp-content/uploads/lucy.jpg" alt="Lucy" /> Bei diesem arroganten Schafweibchen handelt es sich um eine sehr dekadente Persönlichkeit, die alles liebt, was viel Geld kostet. Mit ihrem rosa Schleifchen mag sie niedlich wirken, doch aufgrund der Tatsache, durch ihre Neigung keine Gelegenheiten auszulassen, offenbart sie ihren wahren Charakter. Trotz ihrer vermutlichen Sympathie zum Schwarzen Schaf, lässt sie dieses immer wieder spüren, dass es ihr nicht das bieten kann, was sie von einem Mann erwartet: Reichtum.</p>
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<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.maescot.de/wp-content/uploads/fdp.jpg" alt="FDP-Wählerschaf" /> Mit seiner rosa Krawatte und der schwungvoll-schmierigen Gelfrisur mag es lächerlich wirken, doch grenzt er sich nicht nur durch außergewöhnliches Auftreten von der restlichen Herde ab. Er ist reich und legt viel Wert darauf, diese Tatsache auch allen unter die Nase zu reiben. Woher er all sein Geld hat, ist nicht ganz klar. Seinem Auftreten nach, ließe sich ein Managementberuf vermuten, allerdings lässt sich auf einer Schafweide nicht viel managen. Da sein Reichtum von keinem Schaf der Herde angemessen gewürdigt wird, und er sich ohnehin ungern mit dem Pöbel abgibt, lässt er seine Launen und seine Exzentrik hauptsächlich an seinen Untergebenen Alfred aus, der brav erträgt.</p>
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<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.maescot.de/wp-content/uploads/alfred.jpg" alt="Alfred" /> Der Bedienstete von Hans ist ein sehr wortkarges Schaf, von dem man zunächst vollkommene Unterwürfigkeit annehmen darf. Er hat all die Eigenschaften, die man von einem seriösen Diener erwartet, neigt aber manchmal zu einem dezenten, leicht zynischen, aber vor allem sehr trockenen Humor, was hinter die Fassade des untergebenen Dienstschafes blicken lässt.</p>
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